Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you anything you like! You want free college, money, mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the right place! Why? I'll tell you why!
Who can take your money? With a twinkle in their eye? Take it all away and Give it to some other guy
The Government The Government can!
Who can tax the Sun rise? Who can tax the trees? Let you run a business and Collect up all the fees
The Government can 'cause They mix it up with lies and Make it all taste good!
The Government takes Everything we make To pay for all of their "sollutions" Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution Throw away the Constitution
Who can give a bailout? Tell us to behave? Make the Founding Fathers Roll over in their graves
The Government takes Everything we make They're power hungry And malicious The economics are fictitious Soon we'll have to eat our dishes Mmm! Delicious!
Who can be a failure? In so many ways? Instead of getting fired, HEY! We'll give ourselves a raise!
The Government can 'cause They mix it up with lies and Make it all taste good! And your government can 'cause they mix it with lies and Makes it all taste good!
And I feel so good Because the Government Says I should! Oh!...