A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.
The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."
State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.
So are we going to toilet paper cops now? What is next, a law mandating that restaurant food taste good?
The market will tale care of restaurants that have consistently filthy restrooms and lack in toilet paper. These restaurants will lose customers and go out of business.
Now if we could only figure out how to get the politicians to go out of business.